Today's time-wasting ammunition includes...

Remember that rumour that Robert Smith was collaborating with pop starlet Ashlee Simpson? Well, it was all made-up apparently... although Smith hasn't quite ruled it out.

Thom Yorke has taken time out from recording the next Radiohead album to guest on this track by underground electro boffin Modeselektor. Mmm, glitchy. And rather wonderful.

Speaking of collaborations, are we the only ones who find this mash-up of Portishead's Glory Box with Cher's Believe weirdly compelling? Utterly pointless, sure, but still compelling.

The BBC's Glastonbury coverage was great and all, but was it really worth £68,000 of licence fee payers' money?

Bizarre story of the week: Jon Bon Jovi sues the manufacturers of an energy drink because its name sounds a bit like his.